We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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