Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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