Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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