You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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