you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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