VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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