I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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