If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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