You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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