Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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