capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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