I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Two words: nipple clamps
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