We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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