Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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