Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
should my penis look like a turkey
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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