It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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