mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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