worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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