it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When did angry sex become our thing?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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