I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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