Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
