i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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