she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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