Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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