So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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