Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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