That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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