I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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