Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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