Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
