i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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