So drunk its hurt
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He? As in you personified your dick?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
