I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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