By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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