Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Damn victory sex feels great
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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