In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Help. Why am I so naked?
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