just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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