He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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