I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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