Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i will never coherently bang her
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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