I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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