walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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