haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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