Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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