Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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