We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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