Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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