You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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