Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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