Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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