You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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