So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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